Tarphabkip is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, idiotic dragonfly.

Tarphabkip created energy two years ago.

If you believe in Tarphabkip, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tarphabkip, he will remove you from existence.

Tarphabkip's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Tarphabkip's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about asteroids.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Always make sure there are no goats in a room before entering it.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Tarphabkip.

5. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.