Larnaffob is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, benevolent dugong.

Larnaffob created everything that exists six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Larnaffob, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Larnaffob, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Larnaffob's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Larnaffob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about grapes.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Hide if seven manatees approach from the west.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never talk about comets.