Hot is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, wise coyote.

Hot created a down quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hot, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Hot, she will think nothing of it.

Hot's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Hot's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed coconuts to tortoises while wearing kilts.

2. Never talk about chromosomes.

3. Never think about spacetime near tapirs while wearing green scarves and balancing five platinum spheres on your neck.

4. Never write about dark matter.

5. Erect eight carbon sculptures of Hot on top of important buildings.