Dabgar is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, merciful duck.

Dabgar created a down quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dabgar, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dabgar, she will try to impress you with trees.

Dabgar's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Dabgar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

2. Put Dabgar first in all things.

3. Always help foxes in need.

4. Do not kill frogs.

5. Always stare at clouds.