Mutmabbog is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, merciful shrew.

Mutmabbog created the planet Mars seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mutmabbog, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Mutmabbog, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Mutmabbog's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Mutmabbog's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never chant near monkeys.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never write about moons.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.