Dibgepdiss is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, cheerful faun.

Dibgepdiss created the Tadpole Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dibgepdiss, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Dibgepdiss, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Dibgepdiss' most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Dibgepdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Run away if six shrews approach from the east.

3. Do not take Dibgepdiss' name in vain.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.