Tiglistzimwigbag is a god.

She takes the form of a large, deceitful hummingbird.

Tiglistzimwigbag created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Tiglistzimwigbag, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Tiglistzimwigbag, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Tiglistzimwigbag's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Tiglistzimwigbag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. You must never eat limes.

4. Never talk about solid mechanics.

5. Never eat green fruit.