Bamnulrap Gombessdub is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, charitable lizard.

Bamnulrap Gombessdub created energy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Bamnulrap Gombessdub, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bamnulrap Gombessdub, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Bamnulrap Gombessdub's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Bamnulrap Gombessdub's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine monkeys approach from the east.

2. Put Bamnulrap Gombessdub first in all things.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not eat parsnips.