Weegamkik is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, tranquil raccoon.

Weegamkik created a Higgs boson six billion years ago.

If you believe in Weegamkik, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Weegamkik, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Weegamkik's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Weegamkik's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Weegamkik.

2. Never think ill of sick aardvarks.

3. Ducks are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never talk about dark matter near horses while wearing green scarves and balancing eight lead spheres on your feet.

5. Never think about special relativity near otters while wearing magenta kilts and balancing nine aluminium spheres on your hands.