Komjipminzan is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, unselfish jellyfish.

Komjipminzan created everything that exists three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Komjipminzan, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Komjipminzan, it will turn you into a frog.

Komjipminzan's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Komjipminzan's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate aardvarks.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Erect three aluminium sculptures of Komjipminzan on top of important buildings.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.