Bidbestbag is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, selfish raccoon.

Bidbestbag created gold eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bidbestbag, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bidbestbag, she will not care.

Bidbestbag's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Bidbestbag's Holy Commandments

1. Bidbestbag loves mice, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bidbestbag.

5. Never eat carrots.