Libweekan is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, narcissistic tapir.

Libweekan created a charm quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Libweekan, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Libweekan, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Libweekan's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Libweekan's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from indigo birds, for they are unholy.

2. Never go into mauve rooms.

3. You must pray to Libweekan seven times a day.

4. Never write about cell theory.

5. Worship no other gods but Libweekan.