Mongunyim is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, effective mongoose.

Mongunyim created bats seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mongunyim, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Mongunyim, it will turn you into a hamster.

Mongunyim's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Mongunyim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Always make sure there are no mice in a building before entering it.

5. Never sit in the presence of monkeys.