Jonflamab is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, confident duck.

Jonflamab created a charm quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jonflamab, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Jonflamab, she will be mildly annoyed.

Jonflamab's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Jonflamab's Holy Commandments

1. Birds are not to be trusted.

2. Put Jonflamab first in all things.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not speak about melons.

5. Jonflamab loves porpoises, so they must be respected.