Padwegbest Sastonkpod is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, annoying jellyfish.

Padwegbest Sastonkpod created the planet Venus eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Padwegbest Sastonkpod, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Padwegbest Sastonkpod, she will turn you into a sheep.

Padwegbest Sastonkpod's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Padwegbest Sastonkpod's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick pigs.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

4. Never bounce in holy places.

5. Never eat bark.