Vabyadbod is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, ill-tempered fly.

Vabyadbod created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vabyadbod, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Vabyadbod, she will make you grow a tail.

Vabyadbod's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Vabyadbod's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured voles.

2. Do not wear purple clothing.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Vabyadbod must be the most important thing in your life.