Dotmatzag is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, tranquil yak.

Dotmatzag created vertebrates seven million years ago.

If you believe in Dotmatzag, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dotmatzag, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Dotmatzag's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Dotmatzag's Holy Commandments

1. Dotmatzag loves sheep, so they must be honoured.

2. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

3. Always look after injured squirrels.

4. Worship no other gods but Dotmatzag.

5. Tapirs are not to be trusted.