Yimcemgam is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, prudent guinea pig.

Yimcemgam created the Small Magellanic Cloud three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yimcemgam, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Yimcemgam, she will turn you into a mouse.

Yimcemgam's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Yimcemgam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair white.

2. Always help sick aardvarks.

3. Do not hurt turtles.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Never paint your feet indigo.