Rillfonjap is a god.
It takes the form of a blubbery, impressive unicorn.
Rillfonjap created Africa seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in Rillfonjap, it will be surprised.
If you do not believe in Rillfonjap, it will turn you into a slug.
Rillfonjap's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.
Rillfonjap's Holy Commandments
1. Never pour water over plants.
2. Fast once a month.
3. Always help sick shrews.
4. Hide if three dolphins approach from the west.
5. Run away if nine otters approach from the east.