Rillfonjap is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, impressive unicorn.

Rillfonjap created Africa seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rillfonjap, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Rillfonjap, it will turn you into a slug.

Rillfonjap's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Rillfonjap's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Always help sick shrews.

4. Hide if three dolphins approach from the west.

5. Run away if nine otters approach from the east.