Bafweepang is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, unsympathetic sheep.

Bafweepang created the Black Eye Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bafweepang, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Bafweepang, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Bafweepang's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Bafweepang's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not sing in public.

3. Never eat rice.

4. You must love Bafweepang.

5. Feed all hungry tapirs.