Tabjipveg is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, prudent yak.

Tabjipveg created an up quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tabjipveg, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Tabjipveg, she will strike you with lightening.

Tabjipveg's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Tabjipveg's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured turtles.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Always help seals.

4. Never write about planets.

5. Do not dye your hair white.