Fasdimmab is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, blissful dolphin.

Fasdimmab created carbon nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fasdimmab, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Fasdimmab, he will have a low opinion of you.

Fasdimmab's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Fasdimmab's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Hide if four rats approach from the south.

3. Otters are not to be trusted.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Always wear fawn.