Yarpbogboss Nurtinlid is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, cheerful chicken.

Yarpbogboss Nurtinlid created time and space four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarpbogboss Nurtinlid, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Yarpbogboss Nurtinlid, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Yarpbogboss Nurtinlid's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Yarpbogboss Nurtinlid's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Always help horses in need.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Yarpbogboss Nurtinlid.

4. Do not trade with those who eat parsnips.

5. Never talk about cell theory.