Botrapdad is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, omniscient dugong.

Botrapdad created Europe five million years ago.

If you believe in Botrapdad, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Botrapdad, she will remove you from existence.

Botrapdad's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Botrapdad's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Botrapdad.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Put Botrapdad first in all things.

4. Do not kill whales.

5. Do not cook food in pots.