Abgonjig is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, vain guinea pig.

Abgonjig created the planet Mars twelve years ago.

If you believe in Abgonjig, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Abgonjig, she will not invite you to parties.

Abgonjig's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Abgonjig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about stars.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Do not take Abgonjig's name in vain.

4. Do not hurt snakes.

5. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.