Bansatdag is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, bad-tempered finch.

Bansatdag created bats seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bansatdag, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bansatdag, he will cry a lot.

Bansatdag's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Bansatdag's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Bansatdag must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not hurt manatees.

5. Do not drink water in gray rooms.
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