Zodwigjin Rigyakhattafkar is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, merciful dove.

Zodwigjin Rigyakhattafkar created the Whirlpool Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Zodwigjin Rigyakhattafkar, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Zodwigjin Rigyakhattafkar, she will turn you into a frog.

Zodwigjin Rigyakhattafkar's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Zodwigjin Rigyakhattafkar's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never bounce near squirrels.

4. Never think about black holes.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.