Gadflapdiss is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, sapient deer.

Gadflapdiss created the Tadpole Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gadflapdiss, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gadflapdiss, it will refuse to believe in you.

Gadflapdiss' most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Gadflapdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not skip in public.

2. Never laugh in the presence of squirrels.

3. Do not trade with those who eat figs.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not wear titanium on your body.