Komdapbiss is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, unsympathetic seal.

Komdapbiss created silver two years ago.

If you believe in Komdapbiss, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Komdapbiss, he will strike you with lightening.

Komdapbiss' most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Komdapbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in white rooms.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Run away from black sheep, for they are unholy.

4. Run away if nine porpoises approach from the west.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.