Spagnurlyart is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, deceitful parrot.

Spagnurlyart created the planet Venus eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Spagnurlyart, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Spagnurlyart, it will be mildly annoyed.

Spagnurlyart's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Spagnurlyart's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate rats.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Feed all hungry eagles.

5. Always make sure there are no mites in a building before entering it.