Tabgesszim is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, deceitful bee.

Tabgesszim created a top quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tabgesszim, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Tabgesszim, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Tabgesszim's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Tabgesszim's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate tapirs.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. You must never eat corn.

4. Never skip near geese.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.