Gesstenbell is a god.
He takes the form of a blubbery, clever
jackal.
Gesstenbell created tapeworms nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Gesstenbell, he will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Gesstenbell, he will remove you from existence.
Gesstenbell's most sacred site is Camon in France.
Gesstenbell's Holy Commandments1. Never feed lots of oranges to great tits while wearing white kilts.
2. Never write about cell theory.
3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
4. Never eat garlic.
5. Do not trade with those who eat beans.