Betdudcip is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, self-confident goat.

Betdudcip created a Higgs boson eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Betdudcip, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Betdudcip, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Betdudcip's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Betdudcip's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no badgers in a room before entering it.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never talk about snails.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate rats.