Betdudcip is a god.
She takes the form of a giant, self-confident
goat.
Betdudcip created a Higgs boson eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Betdudcip, she will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Betdudcip, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.
Betdudcip's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.
Betdudcip's Holy Commandments1. Always make sure there are no badgers in a room before entering it.
2. Always pray immersed in water.
3. Never talk about snails.
4. Pray towards the east.
5. Look mercifully on unfortunate rats.