Sansakgum Gonflygadtam is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, almighty crocodile.

Sansakgum Gonflygadtam created the Sol system five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sansakgum Gonflygadtam, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Sansakgum Gonflygadtam, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Sansakgum Gonflygadtam's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Sansakgum Gonflygadtam's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine horses approach from the east.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Always help sick porpoises.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never talk about comets.