Camfumwit is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, quiet giraffe.

Camfumwit created matter six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Camfumwit, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Camfumwit, she will try to impress you with trees.

Camfumwit's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Camfumwit's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of peas to voles while wearing yellow shoes.

2. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Camfumwit in the centre of the settlement.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never go into brown rooms.