Yamvolwitteen is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely heavy, egotistical
gorilla.
Yamvolwitteen created Asia eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Yamvolwitteen, it will ignore you.
If you do not believe in
Yamvolwitteen, it will refuse to believe in you.
Yamvolwitteen's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.
Yamvolwitteen's Holy Commandments1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
2. Do not covet oxen.
3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sheep.
4. Never look in ponds.
5. Never skip near otters.