Funarphun Abbidyimbidappstipwon
is a god.
He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, tiresome
armadillo
.
Funarphun Abbidyimbidappstipwon
created the Cigar Galaxy five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Funarphun Abbidyimbidappstipwon
, he will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Funarphun Abbidyimbidappstipwon
, he will come to you in dreams.
Funarphun Abbidyimbidappstipwon's
most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.
Funarphun Abbidyimbidappstipwon's Holy Commandments
1. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.
2. Always help sick sheep.
3. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.
4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
5. Never chant in holy places.
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