Bepcibtagzoddad is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, tiresome wyvern.

Bepcibtagzoddad created a top quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bepcibtagzoddad, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Bepcibtagzoddad, it will strike you with lightening.

Bepcibtagzoddad's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Bepcibtagzoddad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate mice.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never talk about electromagnetism near moths while wearing white trousers.