Wigguddud Nurripjig is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, humorless yak.

Wigguddud Nurripjig created tapeworms five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wigguddud Nurripjig, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Wigguddud Nurripjig, she will turn you into a hamster.

Wigguddud Nurripjig's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Wigguddud Nurripjig's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never talk about nucleic acids.

3. Never paint your back fawn.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never go into magenta rooms.