Barnomtgid is a god.
He takes the form of a very heavy, slow
capybara.
Barnomtgid created water five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Barnomtgid, he will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Barnomtgid, he will think nothing of it.
Barnomtgid's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.
Barnomtgid's Holy Commandments1. Do not commit murder.
2. Do not laugh in public.
3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Barnomtgid.
4. You must love Barnomtgid.
5. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a building before entering it.