Barnomtgid is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, slow capybara.

Barnomtgid created water five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Barnomtgid, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Barnomtgid, he will think nothing of it.

Barnomtgid's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Barnomtgid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not laugh in public.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Barnomtgid.

4. You must love Barnomtgid.

5. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a building before entering it.