Saglan is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, vain zebra.

Saglan created gold two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Saglan, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Saglan, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Saglan's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Saglan's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never feed garlic to swans while wearing cyan shoes.

3. Do not take Saglan's name in vain.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never think about fluid mechanics near sharks while wearing purple stockings and balancing six silicon spheres on your chest.