Matfarnfidken Cidsisbug is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, staggering rhinoceros.

Matfarnfidken Cidsisbug created dark energy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Matfarnfidken Cidsisbug, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Matfarnfidken Cidsisbug, it will not care.

Matfarnfidken Cidsisbug's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Matfarnfidken Cidsisbug's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about planets.

2. Never talk about dark matter near tortoises while wearing magenta shoes.

3. Always make sure there are no snails in a room before entering it.

4. Do not keep eight shrews in a large pit.

5. Pigs are not to be trusted.