Logvogdib is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, calm crab.

Logvogdib created energy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Logvogdib, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Logvogdib, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Logvogdib's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Logvogdib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your chest.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Always treat shrews with great respect.

4. Worship no other gods but Logvogdib.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.