Logvogdib is a god.
He takes the form of a fat, calm
crab.
Logvogdib created energy eight billion years ago.
If you believe in
Logvogdib, he will not care.
If you do not believe in
Logvogdib, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.
Logvogdib's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.
Logvogdib's Holy Commandments1. Do not shave your chest.
2. Do not stand on grass.
3. Always treat shrews with great respect.
4. Worship no other gods but Logvogdib.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.