Budcuthigtar is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, unthinking dragonfly.

Budcuthigtar created the Tadpole Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Budcuthigtar, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Budcuthigtar, he will turn you into a puffin.

Budcuthigtar's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Budcuthigtar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear titanium on your body.

2. Always look after injured ducks.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Budcuthigtar.