Zimragfoss is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, vain dugong.

Zimragfoss created parasitic wasps five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zimragfoss, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Zimragfoss, she will torture you forever.

Zimragfoss' most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Zimragfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Zimragfoss.

2. Always treat dogs with great respect.

3. Do not hurt snails.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never talk about black holes.
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