Rakjigzighiv is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, strong hamster.

Rakjigzighiv created the Tadpole Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Rakjigzighiv, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Rakjigzighiv, she will ignore you.

Rakjigzighiv's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Rakjigzighiv's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention swans.

2. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not hurt dogs.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.