Gudruttgepcutyat Flanbafnak is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, omnipotent centipede.

Gudruttgepcutyat Flanbafnak created silver four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gudruttgepcutyat Flanbafnak, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Gudruttgepcutyat Flanbafnak, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Gudruttgepcutyat Flanbafnak's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Gudruttgepcutyat Flanbafnak's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate manatees.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Always help geese.