Fagdubnell is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, passionate chicken.

Fagdubnell created a Higgs boson seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fagdubnell, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fagdubnell, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Fagdubnell's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Fagdubnell's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about oranges.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

4. Run away if seven aardvarks approach from the east.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate sharks.