Tunsabgil is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, blissful scorpion.

Tunsabgil created the Black Eye Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tunsabgil, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Tunsabgil, it will turn you into a rat.

Tunsabgil's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Tunsabgil's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not eat rice.

4. Swans are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never write about fluid mechanics.