Ragzedjip is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, ill-tempered wyvern.

Ragzedjip created the universe nine million years ago.

If you believe in Ragzedjip, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Ragzedjip, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Ragzedjip's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Ragzedjip's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear blue.

2. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Ragzedjip on top of all buildings.

3. Do not take Ragzedjip's name in vain.

4. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Ragzedjip in the centre of the settlement.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.